I'm Etta Mae Mumphries and I'm old. Old like Methusalah in the bible. Well, not that old, but pretty old. I have a lot of critters, a cute little dog and two cats that keep me company. I don't even have cable, so I really enjoy me some KOFY-TV. I don't have a job, 'cept talkin' to folks, so I'm really good at it. I watch all the shows on TV and would love to come in the studio and talk to folks and watch TV and bring my cute doggie and even dance along with the dance party. I take my Geritol and Metamucil everyday, so I get around pretty good. Do an nice little old lady a favor and cast your vote for me! And when I see you I'll give you a great big old hug, promise!
Etta Mae will save the day!
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