I can write headlines in 25 words or les

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I know, it's sort of creepy, but it's all I got.

I can write headlines in 25 words or les

By: BusterGatesSubscribe Channel: Talent Location: San Jose, CA Wednesday, Sep 2 , 09 at 4:25 PM
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Hi Brendan Moreur. I'm Buster Gates. This my audition explaining why I think I can do your job at KOFY-TV. First of all, I'm politically correct and smart enough to know nobody can take your place at KOFY-TV. But I would make a good temporary replacement for you. As you can tell, I'm woefully unprepared for this contest. I don't even have an audition tape. But that's because I don't have any video production equipment, my Windows 98 Second Edition computer doesn't support video production, and my teacher ate my homework. In the absence of an audition video though, I've posted three stills of myself, a written statement showing you I can write, and a YouTube video I produced a few years ago about the bay area real estate market. Thank you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooHgeimwPAU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooHgeimwPAU

-BusterGates@msn.com-

Deep Thoughts By Jack Handey:
Contrary to what most people say, the most dangerous animal in the world is not the lion or the tiger or even the elephant. It's a shark riding
on an elephant's back, just trampling and eating everything they see.

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