I competed at Miss USA and was on Deal or No Deal, which means I can stand AND open a briefcase at the same time all by myself! I love making other people laugh at me...and it happens a lot! I'd love to be a part of your day, so vote for me instead of your friend that you came here for!
Miss USA girl...don't hold it against me
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